Went to grab the office lunch and nobody paid me back.
7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.
“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.
Just heard five people softy golf clap from their cubes. PGPM.
I have way too much in common with the interns
Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.
The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.
I’ve had the same condom in my wallet for the past year. PGP.
Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway
My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.
“Another day, another dollar” PGP
My older co-workers are always asking me to “jazz up this Power Point presentation”. PGP.