Happy hour ends at 7:00. Office hours don’t.

Even though my boss never talks to me, getting that email that he will be out of the office for the rest of the week really calms the nerves.

“We want this call to be conversational in nature.”

Updating four different status lists for the same project.

Having to go to an urgent care two days after a bachelor party.

My top three bathrooms are all under construction.

Being the ibuprofen dealer in the office.

My work mom is going to be out of the office for 1-2 months for surgery and I honestly don’t know what I’m going to do without her.

Carol from HR microwaves fish every. single. day.

Long blank stares at the ceiling before getting out of bed for work.

Bumble match asked about my height. Was unmatched immediately after telling her.

I put in my notice and the company owner told me not to bother coming back.