I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.
Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.
My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.
I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.
It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.
I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP
Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.
Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.
Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.
Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.
I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.
I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP