Eating yogurt at your desk for breakfast. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.

My mother in law beat me at golf. PGP.

My new cube mate is one of those people who likes to talk about nothing…at 8 a.m. PGP.

When your boss says “feel free to come to me with any issues and concerns,” and then subsequently being shut down when you present him with any issues or concerns. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.

We haven’t even held our draft yet and there are already allegations of cheating. PGP.

Trying to find a place to put your lunch in the packed and not-so-clean fridge in the breakroom. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

Preemptively wearing icy hot in anticipation of a pulled back. PGP.