Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.
A girl in my office had “fell down the stairs and bruised her elbow” last week so she worked from home. Today, she “fell on the street and bruised her knee”, so now she’s working from home. PGP.
The age of “college football is back, but no one can find babysitters for the weekend.” PGP.
Ducking plans for this weekend because you’re still hungover from last weekend. PGP.
Fantasizing about dual monitors. PGP.
Calling into the hurricane hotline to see if the office is closed today. PGP.
I die a little inside every time I have to eat oatmeal for breakfast in the office. PGP.
Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.
Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.
CFB watch parties for my alumni group are now held at Twin Peaks and my girlfriend will get angry if I go. PGP.
“Why are people so stupid” – I said as I walk into my first client meeting. PGP.
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