“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.

The hardest decision to make in life this month: pay rent or buy the iPhone X? PGP.

Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.

My boss will purge her old emails and re-forward everything to me to make more room in her inbox, clogging up mine. PGP.

Coworkers that audibly eat at their desks. PGP.

About to ask my manager if she would be cool with me applying to an internal role. I’ve been in my position for roughly 3 months. PGP.

“Upcoming PTO: …” in the signature. PGP.

Bar exam results come out Friday and I have to be in public. PGP.

Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.

People walking into your office despite your door being closed and lunch on your desk is the same thing as people talking to you with your headphones in. PGP.

CEO is testifying in front of the Senate, company temporarily blocks streaming. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.