Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”

Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.

Needed to burn a vacation day for the Friday after Thanksgiving. PGP

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

Giving away all of your old Fraternity T-Shirts because you’re an “adult” now. PGP

My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

High turnover rates. PGP.

I almost set the office on fire today. PGP.

Only veteran in my department, only one in my department at work today. PGP.

Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.

Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.