AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

My mom calls me ‘sweetie’ in public…Im 28. PGP.

Spending the weekend helping my boss move. PGP.

Getting more matches on bumblebizz than I ever got on bumble. PGP.

Transferring credit card balances to avoid the interest. PGP.

The highlight of my week was definitely getting two free Krispy Kreme donuts. PGP.

My company is on a hiring freeze. PGP.

I have to take prescription acid reflux pills. I’m 22. PGP.

Getting irritated by a coworker’s loud and angry keyboard-typing noises. PGP.

Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.

“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.

Justifying spending more by telling yourself you’ll get more reward points. PGP.