Meeting with the Bobs today. PGP.

I used a leftover tray of veggies from a lunch meeting to make a “rustic” pasta dinner. PGP.

I corrected a coworker on where to find something yesterday. My boss had to talk to me about it today on how it was unprofessional. PGP.

“Message cannot be recalled.” PGP.

Boss bought me a coffee for ‘no reason.’ It has been an afternoon of anxiety and paranoia. PGP.

“Hey I know you’ll be on vacation next week, but I’ll still need to be in contact with you so keep your phone handy.” PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Coworkers who insist on loudly having personal phone calls with their doctor in the break room. PGP.

Coworkers who show you their weight loss before-and after photos. Every. Week. PGP.

Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Pinched a nerve putting on my shirt this morning. PGP.