Toasting to your liver before homecoming weekend. PGP.

My Bumble date just added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

“The 9th floor fridge is being cleaned out at 3:30.” PGP.

A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

Spent $75 on candies and snacks at CVS this past weekend. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.

“Pepto is for quitters.” PGP.

Sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes before the other parties join. PGP.

“We weren’t sure he was going to make it out of school.” My professors to my boss at the recruitment fair. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.