Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

College grad, but still can’t put my fitted sheet on in the first try. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

My audio book game is on point. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

Completing deliverables hungover is my version of the Jordan flu game. PGP.