I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.
Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.
“Oh you already took the Bar! How do you feel about it?” PGP.
Dropping $170 on a first date only to get dumped after the second date.
Just got promoted and relocated to a new office. 400 miles away. PGP
Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.
Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.
My city is going absolutely batshit over the Cubs. I’m a Twins fan. PGP.
Taking suggestions for a new Bumble opener. PGP.
Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.
Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.
I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.