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Lorde Burns Diplo With A Tiny Penis Joke After He Makes Fun Of Taylor Swift’s Butt

New Yorkers Trapped By Blizzard Using Craigslist To Find Snow Day Bang Buddies

Meet The Goober Who Allegedly Swindled Half Of Dallas On The Promise Of A Texas Disney World

The US Department Of Energy Dropped Over $20 Million Dollars On Parties In 16 Months

Old Guy Dies At His Desk, Nobody Noticed For Two Whole Days

Arizona Diamondbacks Unleash The “Churro Dog,” Upping The Ballpark Snack Game Forever

Kraft Mac And Cheese Getting Recalled Because There Are Actual Pieces Of Metal In Some Boxes

The Texas Rangers Are Trying To Kill Everyone With Their All-Fried, All-Bacon Concession Stands

Alaska Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing After Baggage Handler Falls Asleep In Cargo Hold

Guy Eats It Playing Kickball, Decides To Sue The League