Pretty much everyone knows that your employer can read your emails, instant messages and anything else stored on your work computer. There’s always one guy who disregards this completely and sends you idiotic messages like these, though: 1. Have you…Read More »
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How Everyone Is Going To Die In The Final Episodes Of Breaking Bad
Best show ever, or best show of all-time? How about in the history of television? Good. I’m not exactly sure how I want this show to end. A part of me wants Walter White to go out with guns blazing,…Read More »
I Go Costanza Style In The Office Shitter, But Why?
I’ve been using a toilet since I was two years old, give or take, and the only times I can ever recall sitting on one without a shirt on were when the following applied: 1. I was at the home…Read More »
The 10 Best Things About The O.C. On Its 10th Anniversary
Monday marks the ten-year anniversary of The O.C. That’s right, you really are that old.
Hungover (A Postgrad Poem)
The Post Grad version of Shel Silverstein’s Sick. I cannot go to work today, Said old post grad problems, Cate, I feel so sick, I just threw up, Will someone bring me 7-Up? My eyes are red, my mouth is dry,…Read More »
Swipe Left, Swipe Right: Simple Standards For Tinder
If you’re like me, you’re stuck somewhere in-between the stage where getting a Match.com profile and a HowAboutWe.com account. It’s a fine line, but you’re probably not ready to take the plunge into serious online dating. Let’s face it, you…Read More »
Urinal Problems: A Rant
So I just went to take a piss at work, and I discovered pubes on the lip of the urinal. First off, that’s fucking disgusting. Second, whose fucking ball fro is so unkempt that when they “whip it out” to…Read More »
The KFC Shit
Dillon’s recent column on the shame of a grown man who has just defecated in his own pants triggered a mild case of PTSD stemming from a similar event. Granted, the last time I shit myself was in college, which…Read More »
20 Reasons You Miss Childhood Summer Vacation
Do you remember summer? I hear it’s technically happening now, but it doesn’t exactly feel that way in the icy depths of my office…
Gallup Poll Says 55% Of Recent College Grads Are Miserable
Judging by the skyrocketing popularity of this site and Twitter account, I’d say this percentage is accurate. According to a recent Gallup poll of 150,000 , 55% of recent college graduates are “not engaged” at their current jobs, compared to…Read More »
