I enjoy sandwiches. Who doesn’t? Communists and terrorists, that’s who. Though I have to admit, I’ve grown particularly fond of a terrorist-ey sandwich known as a Kebap. Or, is that terrorist fare? It definitely has that sort of ring. The…Read More »

I don’t care how mentally challenged the Wet Bandits are, no 8-year-old kid is crafty enough to out-duel two hardened criminals. Harry and Marv slit Kevin’s throat within minutes of entering the house.

Three and a half weeks ago, at 4:00am, I was lying in some random girl’s bed after a Thursday night out on 6th Street in Austin. The night was pretty standard, except for the girl part, that was definitely an…Read More »

This is a time honored tradition where ESPN clears their schedule to broadcast every nail-biter, heart-breaker, and rise to glory. Has this been the longest running practical joke on America?! Or am I missing something?

Recently, I made a big change in my appearance. I dyed my hair from what one would consider “almost black” to “kind of blonde.” It’s something I’ve been talking about doing for years, but nerves always held me back. I finally took the plunge…

Mail it in with some jams.

About eight months ago, a Verizon employee was fired after an internal investigation on data breaches turned up a shocking revelation: this high-paid, high-ranking employee was outsourcing his job to China while he spent the entire day on the internet, watching cat videos and shopping on eBay…

When I was a kid, my dad would take me out to the front yard and play catch with me for hours. He taught me the basics of pitching form, how to properly position myself in front of a ground…Read More »

Looks like I’ll be spending the evening debating taking the GMAT and applying for jobs online. Maybe I’ll buy a cake and eat it alone.

I search for the ‘not attending’ reply button but can’t find it so I do what any responsible business person does when receiving an email from a coworker: delete it immediately. ..