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The centerpiece from the most important boating scene in American cinema history can be yours for a cool $129,000. “Big Dog,” a 60-foot 1979 Striker that houses three cabins is the ultimate hellraiser:
Gotdam, that’s the most ’80s film sequence of all time, and I love it. Seriously, how long do we have before they remake and ruin this? We riot when it happens.
But that retro craft pulls. Team the Big Dog up with a fleet of jet skis and you’ll have yourself a Memorial Day Weekend to remember. Imagine pulling into party cove and dropping anchor next to all the professional spring breakers in their MasterCrafts. You’ll go full Bilzerian.
You: You know my boat is from Caddyshack, right?
Aspiring Instagram Model: What’s Caddyshack?
You: Ha, you’re so cute when you make jokes.
Aspiring Instagram Model: Take a picture of me doing the Titanic thing at the front.
From the Yacht World listing:
Here’s your chance to buy not only a great Sportfisherman and awesome Sea boat but a movie legend as well! Star of Caddy Shack, Big Dog was Rodney’s yacht in the movie and ran over everything in sight! “Move over Swanson, I’m driving!” (Check out the video link). Of course, being a Striker and built like a Tank, she can handle anything you throw at her! So if you are in the market for a fabulous rough water fishing boat with a bit of movie history thrown in, this is your boat! And at a great price as well! She needs some TLC but well worth the effort….
Caddyshack is not only my dad’s favorite movie, but it’s your dad’s favorite movie too. Imagine the look on his face when you tell him that you, with a little help from the bank, just secured the Big Dog. Someone needs to pull the trigger on this immediately..
[via Golf Channel]
Image via YouTube
Having to buy a $129,000 boat just to get laid. PGP
“You scratched my anchor!”
Please don’t call for a remake of Caddyshack. You ever seen Caddyshack 2? Lastly, lunch for the intern today or what?
I didn’t, but I revised the sentence to make that explicitly clear. Can’t have people thinking I’d support that.
While nowhere near able to afford this, it still feels like a good price for a 60-footer.
Age is the big problem. Need more info on the engines
Get out of here with your logic and practical reasoning justifying a purchase.
If anyone is looking for a captain or surveyor I’m available but as a older aluminum hull boat I can promise three things. Rides like shit, goes fast, and full of cracks. 12V71s with no hours means you need to pull 7figs for fuel alone.