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I have no skin in the game on this one. I read the article when it was first published and thought to myself, “Yea, these shows are terrible. No idea who watches them,” and I moved on with my day. While I usually check out the comments in these posts, as most give me a good chuckle, I just went back to my business.
Boy, was that a mistake.
See, John’s article apparently resonated with A LOT of unintended audience members. Like ants at a picnic, they came out of the woodwork and tried to ruin everyone’s good time. Like a phrase as old as time itself, hell hath no fury like a NCIS fan scorned.
Now, the comments these fans made did themselves ZERO favors, but some were just so incredible, I couldn’t help but stop working on a Friday afternoon and put pen to paper. So here it is. I present to you…the best comments from John Duda’s NCIS Blog.
(Originals in Italics)
#4: Right. I can’t stand that show. In the mean time, several that I LOVE have been cancelled. Like GRIMM, QUANTICO, SCORPION THE LIBRARIANS, SHADOWHUNTERS and several others. I’m 57 & have a high IQ, so I don’t understand how soooooooo many terrible shows stay on and GREAT ONES r cancelled!!
The Sopranos, True Detective, The Wire, Grimm. A real murderer’s row of high quality television. And it is hard to argue against…I mean this guy has a high I.Q. He will put you in a mental pretzel of logic and reasoning before you can even get two words out. I guess I just have to take this professor’s word for it.
#3: First your foul language is unnecessary. I enjoyed God Befriended Me until it totally moved from God’s word in the 2nd show.
HBO, SHOW time, etc., talk about corruption: foul language, sex, nudity. The majority of all movies and shoes is killing and sex. This is what Satan wants, and movies. TV, and people give him what he wantd. This is a shame for so many people will not be ready for Christ return.
Hey guys, let’s keep it clean here on PGP. Maybe calm it down a bit. I know I certainly can’t be having my fragile mind corrupted by the devil. God, I love a good religious fanatic comment.
#2: If you are a 60 minutes fan, ask your mama to wash your pocket protector and unless you can name all of the NCIS characters, shut the heck up because you are probably a zit faced dork and dont know about TV for entertainment. NCIS has been my favorite show since the day it started. And I will never stop loving it. I am disabled and rather than sit and dwell on my pain, I love watching reruns of NCIS. I also look forward to all the new episodes. Andy Roonie was cool, but you got it wrong about NCIS!
Insert fire flame and skull emoji’s because there is really no coming back from ‘zit faced dork.’ There is getting roasted online and then there is getting ROASTED online. May be time to hang em’ up, John. There is nothing left for you here.
#1: Sounds just like a typical, entitled, sanctimonious, pompous, millennial. First, watching a Jim Nance announced football game or any NFL game is not the best TV to begin with. Gone are the days when u could tackle Wide Receivers, and u were probably dining on your Mama’s breast milk, rockin out to The Wiggles and watching Teletubbies when u could actually sack a quarterback. I don’t particularly care for NCIS L.A., but I don’t care if u do like it. I’m not so sophisticated that I will mock people who do watch programming I don’t watch. Especially the elderly. Yeah, the ones that saved your ass from saying “Heil Hitler” every morning when u wake up. Those old geezers that were actually doing the things u do when u are playing your Call of Duty games…Except they didn’t have health packs when they got shot. I’m pretty sure they didn’t have safe zones or any of that other bs things u kids have these days. Too bad they don’t send out that tweet that makes u feel like u have been kicked in your little Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm everyday.
Frankly, this was the consensus #1 and it wasn’t even close. Some of my favorite internet comments are the ones where the user just doesn’t know when to stop. They just keep typing and typing and eventually this is what you end up with. A comment that covers current issues with the NFL, diverts over to some quick WWII and the Greatest Generation discussion, a sharp left to talk about these damn Millennials and a dick joke for the cherry on top. BUT WAIT – there’s more!
I literally only made an account to give my 5¢ which I am sure to an uncultured, jusgemental, bitter, jaded former frat boy turned middle aged bitter guy who is losing his grip on how to be a human… I 100% have watched NCIS since the beginning. I don’t watch LA but I also had no interest in it because I hate the weird nerdy dude who tries to be tough and a computer dude meets surfer dude. I also hands down absolutely LOVE God Friended Me. It speaks to me on so many levels as someone raised very Christian who lost her faith when her mother died of a horrible disease. I hope you choke on a hard boiled egg you haven’t removed the shell from, take the stick from your ass, stop judging people who enjoy legitimate TV and start pointing at idiots who keep the Kardashians, Housewives, and Bachelor/ette on the telly. How is it like living a joyless life where the only way you can feel justified as a human is to shit on people and act better than them like some entitled former binge drinking frat boy millennial? This is coming from someone who technically is a millennial. You’re the epitome of why millennials are memed and people write articles about the “death of x y z because of millennials”. Jesus, get a life, quit crapping on others, and stop being a miserable keyboard troll.
He had it all wrapped up with the dick joke. Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm was really the stamp on the envelope, but he just had to continue. Just couldn’t contain himself. Luckily this guy is a Christian (who wants John to choke on an egg) who can firmly point the finger on all of society’s shortcomings on, you guessed it, the Millennials..
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I so badly want to believe that this article got shared in some NCIS fan group causing so much outrage that the members started creating accounts just to trash Duda and get immediately downvoted
What if it was all Dorn? Think about it: He was home “sick” so had plenty of time, he’s 47 so he fits the age demographic that likes NCIS. And he calls people stupid dicks all the time so the penile name calling fits his M.O.
“He’s 47” hahahahahahaha
Lmfao
Part of me thinks it had to have been shared by the #1 NCIS fan forum administrator that has a Google alert set up for anything on the internet with NCIS in the title. So they sent out their NCIS shooters. The other part of me thinks that there was someone or a couple of people that coordinate their efforts to troll NCIS articles because its the internet.
Maybe they’ll have that dude from the show who looks like a completely non-threatening accountant bust in my room with a 9mm and tell me to put down the iPhone because grown adults had their feelings hurt about something that isn’t even real lol
Chiming in to say “I hope you choke on a hardboiled egg you haven’t removed the shell from” is a wild ass thing to say.
Can confirm, will be adding it to the rotation
There are apparently people out there who are inhaling full hard-boiled eggs without any consideration to whether or not the shell has been removed.
If you’ve got time, go back and pay attention to the usernames of the people who left the comments. I enjoyed that.
Someone legit put their gmail account as their username and I about pissed
Yeah I thought about emailing her
I think Will needs to write a “Hey Ladies email” TGDAG just to keep stirring the pot with the crazies.
When traffic stagnates and PGP needs a boost in site visits, they now have two types of columns to post that are guaranteed to attract some clicks and user engagement
I just want to say I hate my job with my whole heart and have absolutely no motivation the closer we get to the end of the year and this site and articles that make me actually laugh at my desk make these awful work days so much more bearable.
Hang in there, Tobias. We have like 10 decent years left as a species anyway lol
Still haven’t stopped laughing at “Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm”
My personal favorite part of the comments was the person who used their REAL ACTUAL EMAIL as the username.
I can’t believe so many “old” people read this site. Seriously, 57 year-olds like to read about office bathroom drama, hang-overs, and TGDAG?
This is by far the most meta, niche blog post ever. However, it is still FIRE.
For #1…. her condemning John for shitting on other people on the internet while doing just that herself in the comment. Oh, the irony.
Jokes on them Grandex got those sweet sweet clicks and views.