Every Single Commencement Speech Follows These 8 Steps

They're really all the same.

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  1. Bosley

    Incorrect. The first step is a small group of students and professors launching a social media campaign to have the commencement speaker banned from campus.

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  2. IKilledJennySchecter

    The commencement speaker my graduating class had was honestly one of the most boring public speakers I’ve ever seen. The three previous years had both Clintons and Alec fucking Baldwin. I was not amused.

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