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What’s that sound? Oh, nothing. Just the collective “WUT?” that came out of the mouth of every person who ever lived in the early 2000s.
Watch out, Mike Comrie. Aaron Carter is making the #tbt of the century.
After retweeting a photo of Hilary Duff (because who hasn’t had a RT or a favorite from any ex trying to make a comeback) Aaron sent out this elusive tweet to his nearly 415K followers:
When some brave soul made the connection and asked if he was talking about HDuff, he said, “Sure am.” Nothing says “apologetic” quite like being a little cocky about it.
He then went on to profess his eternal love for newly-separated but still legally married Hilary:
But, like your typical douche, he doesn’t have the balls to back up his feelings:
He does, however, want to make sure we all know the definition for what he’s feeling:
And that he’s witty:
Aaron would also like you to know that the thought of Hilary isn’t consuming him. He’s also excited for Easter!
I wouldn’t hold your breath if I were you, though. Lindsay Lohan’s reality TV show is set to debut any day now, and I wouldn’t be surprised to see a cameo appearance from AC. Cheat on Hilary once, shame on you…
He’s also broke AF, declaring bankruptcy just last month. But, who knows? Maybe with the $60 in cash he’s carrying around in his pocket, be can take Hilary out to a nice lunch at the local Olive Garden for the soup, salad, and breadsticks deal (it’s only $6.95) and they can reminisce about that time he was on “Lizzie McGuire.” Simpler times…
“It’s Aaron’s party, come get it. LOL” -Aaron Carter to Hilary Duff
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At least he knows he’s a stupid douche