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Drop whatever it is you’re doing right now. Write up that two-weeks notice letter and pack your bags for the Far East. The Giant Panda Protection and Research Center is hiring panda nannies. Yes. Panda nannies. That’s a real job with a pretty decent salary at $32,000 a year. It beats playing nanny to 45-year-olds who can’t figure out Excel for $32k a year. In addition to your salary, you’ll also get free meals, transportation and accommodations. I’m talking panda rich, here. That’s basically $32k in expendable income.
The GPPRC’s job description is this:
“Your work has only one mission, spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows.”
Tell mom and dad you’re sorry the whole 9-5 corporate gig didn’t work out, you’re about to jet off to China to chill with some pandas, 24/7. They’ll understand.
I mean, even the website looks like the happiest place on earth.
They’re accepting job applications through July 15. Get a move on.
[via China Daily]
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Fuck law school. Imma be a Panda Nanny!!!!!
Wise choice.
Don’t be bitter because you made a shitty decision and went to a shitty law school
Yeah, no, I didn’t go to a shitty law school.