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We all know that NFL tickets are overpriced. In most stadiums, it’ll cost you a c-note to just get yourself through the turnstiles. After that, it’s a 10-story trek to the top of the stadium and your overpriced seats, where you can barely see the field. You’ll soon find yourself seated next to the drunkest, most obnoxious fans in the stadium. You’re in purgatory. The walk to the nearest concession stand is a good five-minute walk away and beer vendors don’t even bother with your section. It’s time we got real about what an NFL’s seating chart should really look like.
Seriously, how did the douche with jean shorts afford those seats? This is possibly the preeminent question of our generation.
You’re not funny….