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Single level 1000.
Tired of seeing all of her happily relationshipped friends and family sail off into the sunset of love, this guy’s single sister decided she wanted to let her friends (and now, the world) just how single she is.
From Imgur:
I have four sisters. Me and three of my sisters are married. Bridget is not. My parents decided it would be awkward to have a Christmas card with just one daughter in it, so they cut Bridget out of their Christmas card (the married siblings all do their own. except me. I’m lazy) So Bridget decided to send her own Christmas cards.
This is some next level singleness.
I…I love you?.
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Brian McGannon
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What a beautiful way to embrace the single life.
“love, bridget. just bridget” is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
Holy shit this is my friend’s sister! I always look forward to her cards!
I think I am in love with her honesty.
Gonna go out on a limb here and predict that the single Christmas cards won’t be ending anytime soon for this boozy bachelorette.
Not if I can help it.
You sound unpleasant.
I wasn’t saying these aren’t hilarious (they are), but I’d imagine the joke gets a little more dark and depressing every year.