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My friends, it seems each day we reach a pinnacle of innovation. You would think the biggest and best example of that would be the landing of a spacecraft on a comet it’s been chasing for 10 years, but it’s not.
Someone has finally gone where humankind has never gone before. The human race has achieved something that has been staring us in the face for centuries. We finally realized we can put mini corndogs on cheeseburgers.
Attention: @inkkcmag‘s Dining Guide leads you to a burger topped with mini corn dogs: http://t.co/AZyInEy565 pic.twitter.com/zmHDwgfnYm
— Melissa Schupmann (@MSchup) November 12, 2014
That’s the “First Grader” at Bleu Burger in Lee’s Summit, Missouri. Let’s talk about what’s on this burger. It has a patty (standard) which is then topped with bacon macaroni and cheese, covered in cheese sauce and then they top that with two halved mini corndogs. Then you die and you’re totally okay with it because you tasted heaven.
This is the most advanced form of food innovation since Pizza Rolls. We did it, you guys.
[via Ink KC]
Image via Yelp
I honestly said “Oh my god” out loud when I read the title.
Who would have ever guessed that the human race would achieve enlightenment in Missouri.
10/10 would mouth-fuck this burger with the intensity of a thousand Anna Kendricks.
How has it taken mankind so long to discover this slice of heaven??
jesus it sounds amazing…but im sitting here trying to think of how long id have to workout to burn thay shit off