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One day you’re getting shoved up against lockers and having your gym clothes stolen and stuffed into trashcans, then the next day you start putting bitches on notice while roaming the halls with a bunch of cool black kids. You start getting the hallway respect you deserve and all is right in the world.
A reddit user found the below Craigslist ad while searching for job postings. A dad is looking to hire “cool black kids” to hang out with his bullied, assumedly white son for $15 an hour plus awesome fucking expenses, like for pizza and movies, you know, shit that cool black kids get into.
It’s only natural to feel for this kid. Not only is he getting bullied at school, but his old man posted an ad on the seediest classified ads service on the internet attempting to buy him friends. For his sake, I hope no one at school puts the pieces together and finds out who posted this ad.
“You know that kid Garrett we pick on all the time? The one who has like two white friends and always hangs at 7/11 and loves pizza and movies and shit? This Craigslist ad has to be about him, right?”
I guess joke’s on them when Garrett rolls into the cafeteria with his cool black friends and sets up shop at the cool table..
[via reddit]
Image via Craigslist
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Dillon Cheverere
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RogerJDorn
Dorn offered to do it for free.
If you’ll excuse me…
tricky pedophile > cool dad