======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====
We’ve all dated assholes. We know them all too well. Well, this unfortunate woman, Stefanie, believed she was married to one when she came home to this note from her husband.
“Dear Stefanie, Dinner tasted awful and it smelled. So I am leaving you. I have to go. I have taken all my things. Just can’t stand you. I won’t be back. I have had enough. Enjoy your life. Goodbye. Max”
Acca-scuse me? All Stefanie did was make Max’s lazy ass dinner, and this is what she comes home to? I’ve been the victim of the “make me a sandwich” talk myself, and let me just tell you, it didn’t end well for the asking party. Stefanie made dinner for Max, who presumably couldn’t even move far enough to pick up his phone to make a Seamless order, and now she’s the victim of a horrible, chauvinistic punishment. Or so it appeared….until she found the other half of his note.
“Dear Stefanie, Dinner tasted awfully good and it smelled great, so I am leaving you a note. I have to just go to the library. I have taken all the things I need to study. Just can’t stand your being gone. I won’t be back until 8 PM. I have had enough dinner. Thanks. Enjoy your life cereal as a snack. Goodbye. Love, Max”
I can only imagine Stefanie, holding this note in her hand, visibly shaking in anger as she realized her husband might not be a chauvinistic pig, but is definitely an asshole and a troll of the highest degree. Max has not commented on this note making its way onto the Internet, so I’m assuming that means Stefanie killed him, which I think he would agree that he deserved completely.
RIP Max.
[via Reddit]
Respond
Steph W.
Steph W. is a new Master's degree graduate with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. Send her tips for getting out of student debt at recruitchairtsm@gmail.com
@therecruitchair
Fiancee wouldn’t bother reading the other half before the house was on fire and knives were in the wall.