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Losing your fantasy league has all sorts of consequences. You might lose money, dignity, that prime parking spot near the office entrance that’s basically the equivalent of a handicapped space, your girlfriend to the winner for a night.
However, whatever means of psychological or physical torture you had to endure was probably as not as humiliating or cool as the calendar Instagram user allstern had to pose for. All 12 months may not exactly line up to the appropriate season, but all is fair for love of the game and its due punishment.
Here he paints a truly moving ode to George Costanza:
Playing Cupid:
He’s just being Miley:
No one could ever compare to the genius that is Chris Farley, but he’s still a close second:
I like this a lot better than the original photo of Brandi Chastain and the USWNT:
#LeanIn:
The body issue of ESPN never looked so good:
He crossed the line in the sand:
And I thought nipple accessories couldn’t get more awkward:
Enough to feed a the whole team:
If you want to see the rest you should head on over to his Instagram page. Judging from the rest of his photos he seems like a pretty normal dude, which makes this even better.
Think your team one-upped his in terms of your humiliation tactics? Don’t hesitate to send them in – we’ve seen/mocked them all.
[via Deadspin]
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sarahsolfails
Writer in NYC. To quote Dr. Seuss, "Being crazy isn't enough."
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I really thought this was McGannon
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Chippendales skit was definitely Chris Farley. Not John Candy.