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Fresh off signing a massive, $84 million dollar deal with the Chicago Blackhawks, Patrick Kane decided he wanted to celebrate with some good old beer league hockey. Kane showed up at a random Buffalo, NY rink and dropped in on a game.
As you can expect, he absolutely housed everyone. Here’s the scoresheet from the game:
Essex St. Pub didn’t even stand a chance. Final score: 13-5. Gongshow. Five goals and five assists for him. That’s pretty much the equivalent of LeBron James dropping in on a church league game and putting up 80 and 40.
There’s even a pic to prove it.
So this Kane guy showed up to the @Piranhas3DPuck game last night… he was pretty good pic.twitter.com/vX5WaXTNYS
— Px Hockey League (@PxHockeyLeague) July 22, 2014
[via BarDown]
Love the seamless use of gongshow. This man must have grown up watching cawlidge hawkey.
He was also probably the drunkest one there. Just a beaut move.