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How has no one thought of this before?
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If someone did that with my beer, you better believe I’m smacking the bottom of that beer to launch that shit into their face.
3 words: Minor League Baseball.
A small part of me once to try this but my income is as much disappointment as I can handle for a while.
I assumed this would involve a willingness to wave a gun around at some people or some type of inconspicuous bomb vest.