Which Annoying Facebook Quiz Are You?

2. What is your favorite YouTube video?
Ain’t nobody got time for that
Gangnam Style
TED talks
Best Vines Compilations
I don’t know

3. How would you rate your current mood?
Desperate for attention
I need people to notice me
Bored
Depressed
Apathetic

4. How many Buzzfeed quizzes have you shared in the last three weeks?
Zero
1-3
4-7
7-10
I don’t remember how many because I have no sense of self awareness when I’m on the internet

5. Who do you usually share these quizzes with?
Everyone who follows me on social media, because fuck them. This was written about me specifically.
My bestie who lives in another city.
My bestie who is literally sitting on the couch next to me.
My siblings
I read them aloud to my cats.

6. What do you usually say when you share it?
“OMG so true!!! (crying laughing emoji)”
“This was funny.”
“+1”
“I knew it!”
I rarely say anything. I just share the link.

7. Do people ever say anything about how often you share these quizzes on social media?
Never
Rarely
Sometimes
Often
Always
I tune it out because I have the emotional capacity of a six-year-old.

8. What do you usually have for dinner?
A square meal with protein, veggies, fruit and grains
Whatever I feel like
Two Totinos pizzas stacked on top of each other, sandwich-style
Leftovers
Fast food

9. Are you married?
Yes
No

10. Are you in a committed relationship?
Yes
No

11. How many cats do you own?
0
1
2
3
It depends on how many feral ones I let in after I get home from work

12. Who is your favorite Disney princess?
Belle
Ariel
Jasmine
Cinderella
Snow White
Rapunzel
Sleeping Beauty

13. Which Saved By The Bell villain do you most identify with?
Marvin Nedick, Valley High School’s star wrestler
Staci from Malibu Sands boyfriend, Craig Strand
Johnny Dakota
Zack Attack’s publicist, Mindy
CalStar Oil