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If you’re anything like me, you’re looking forward to this Sunday’s event as an excuse to consume far too much cheese-based dip and, of course, alcohol…and maybe watch some sports, if you’re into that kind of thing. Here’s a game for those of you who want to stay in tune with what’s happening on the field for the sake of water cooler chat material on Monday but allows you to do so while avoiding sobriety!
Tip: The most effective environment in which to play this particular game is with a bunch of friends, preferably ones who actually care about the Super Bowl and who root for opposing teams. This will maximize your entertainment and also your alcohol intake.
Drink When:
-a sports announcer makes a comment about the weather
-they put the camera on a celebrity in the audience
-someone you’re watching the game with yells at the television screen
-the refs make an announcement
-a coach looks pissed off
-a beer commercial
-a celebrity makes an appearance in a commercial
-someone you’re watching the game with addresses the game/athletes with an exclamatory “Baby”
-Bruno Mars has a pompadour
-a sports announcer says something super obvious (“If the Broncos want to win this thing, they need to work on scoring more points than the Seahawks”)
-a car commercial
-someone talks about Richard Sherman in any context
-someone swears at the television
-Russell Wilson looks like he might be praying
Chug (Five Or More Drinks) When:
-touchdown
-field goal
-Aloe Blacc makes a guest appearance during the half time show
-the start of a new quarter
-the game has finally been won
-a curse word is caught on the field mic
Finish Your Drink If:
-The referee forgets what he’s talking about mid-sentence
-a random, super famous celeb shows up during the halftime show
-someone at your party passes out
-the National Anthem goes over two minutes
Happy Monday Hangover!
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I read up to “someone you’re watching the game with yells at the television screen” and then stopped because if you do that at any kind of super bowl party you’ll probably die.
But its worth a shot
So what you’re saying is… constantly drink during the Superbowl. Thanks, I think thats what we’re all planning to do.
Chug five drinks every touchdown? You won’t make it to Monday. Was this article supposed to be funny and imply that?
Misread the 5 drinks part. Either way, it looks like you could consume an entire case/ handle. That’s Bid Day, formal, or gameday drunk. Nothing says Monday morning meeting like dry heaving on the conference table.
You didn’t misread it, she miswrote it.