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- Listen to a combination of Taylor Swift, Jewel, Fiona Apple, and Sheryl Crow. Don’t plug in your headphones.
- Superimpose your face onto a group photo of Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton, George W. Bush, and Meryl Streep.
- Claim that you’re being sexually harassed every time you don’t get your way.
- Hold interviews for the available finance position. Only ask back young, attractive males between the ages of 22-25 for a second interview.
- Send out an office memo saying that you have a “feminine appointment” that will require you to be out of the office all day Friday. Go to the spa.
- Alternate between signing your emails with Gloria Steinem’s “I am woman, hear me roar” and Britney Spears’ “Work, bitch.”
- Pull out a magnifying glass so that you can “actually see” the newly engaged girl’s diamond.
- Expense your hair appointments, gym membership, and manicures.
- Refer to your assistant’s new baby as her pet.
- Order a screwdriver at your breakfast meeting.
- Send yourself flowers at work. Everyday.
- Refuse to answer to anything other than “Ms. Clinton.”
- Hang your “Pine Forest High School ‘07 Prom Queen” sash in your office. Wear the accompanying tiara around the workplace.
- Get your concealed carry permit. Leave the paperwork out on your desk along with your prescription for Valium.
- Ask your boss if he’s ever thought about leaving his wife.
- Read 50 Shades of Gray at your desk on your lunch break. Moan loudly.
- Send your male assistant out for tampons and Midol.
- Pack your lunch in a Victoria’s Secret bag. Leave a receipt for crotchless panties in the break room.
- Wink frequently and provocatively.
- Snort a pack of Splenda in the middle of a work lunch.
- Bring your therapist as your “plus one” to the office Christmas party.
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Catie Warren
Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co
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Women and power moves can actually be used in he same sentence?
“Send your male assistant out for tampons and Midol.”
God damnit, I’ve actually had to do this before.
7. Pull out a magnifying glass so that you can “actually see” the newly engaged girl’s diamond.
Sooo goood!
Ha, she refers to the kitchen as an office.
Way to be original, big guy.
I feel like this post ruined the ‘power move’ series. The original one. Sad day, indeed. What’s next? Gilda Humplestead?
Why would you need to bring your therapist to the Xmas party when you can bring Mrs. Warren?
Having to bring my mother as my plus one is the opposite of a power move.
It is if it’s to the Grandex Christmas party. How is bringing a coworker’s smoking hot mother to the Christmas Party NOT a power move? You wouldn’t even be able to count the amount of high fives you’d get by male coworkers the next day.
Girl who says women need to stop falsely reporting rape then saying women should falsely report sexual harassment. Makes sense.
Not being able to tell the difference between joking and being serious. TFTC?
True. I need to lighten up. Hungover today. Laps taken.
Wheres the women’s version of #Lioning ?
3. Is deplorable and disrespectful to actual women who get sexually harassed. I know the idea is to be funny, but this is like a rape joke and never funny.
You must be a hit at parties
I actually enjoyed this even though about half of these remind me of my female boss… damnit