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I’ve had enough, guys. Animal GIF/listicle powerhouse BuzzFeed has finally gotten to me. Anyone who knows my work knows that I respect a good list, but these thoughtless articles that exist solely for social media whoredom need to stop. It’s time for the pot to show each and every one of you how ridiculous the kettle has become.
What follows are 25 lists that have actually appeared on BuzzFeed. I’m not going to link to them, because that’s exactly what they want. If you’re really curious, feel free to Google these and behold their miserable existence with your own two eyes. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
21 Dumplings With Opinions About Current Events
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17 Dogs Who Understand How You Feel About Pizza
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18 Chicken Nuggets That Clearly Prove God Is Real
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18 Reasons Mushrooms Are A Garbage Food
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26 Psychedelic Animal Gifs That Will Make You Question Your Sanity
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17 Animals Who Just Found Out Columbus Was A Terrible Person
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One Sad Pug In 28 Adorable Hats
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11 Snakes That Look Totally Adorable In Their Halloween Costumes
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19 Pugs Distraught Over The Jonas Brothers Cancelled Tour
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23 Cats Who Don’t Want To Admit That They’re Struggling With Adulthood
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19 Dogs Who Long To Go To Their Non-Essential Government Jobs
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19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail
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28 Dogs Freaking Out About Autumn Leaves
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13 Pieces Of Vegan Sandwich Porn
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19 Cows Who Don’t Quite Have This Cow Thing Down
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23 Reasons Kids And Animals Should Never Mix
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18 Foods You Could Be Eating Out Of A Cone
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21 Kids Who Connect With Food On A Spiritual Level
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23 Goats Who Cannot Believe They’re Really Goats
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13 Animals That Poop
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12 Types Of Food Improved By Famous Philosophers
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17 Foods That Forgot How To Food
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14 Pictures Of Film Stars Of The Middle 20th Century With Animals
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11 Easy Steps To Become An Adorable Puppy
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35 Vintage Cats At Sea
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I rest my case.
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Joe Nullet
Joe is the VP of Branding & Marketing for Grandex Inc and co-host of the Dudes Doing Business Podcast. He prides himself on his abundance of LinkedIn Powerpoint Endorsements.
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Very true, but also, the more i look at buzzfeed the more i realize that’s it’s pretty much targeted at women or gay men.
literally every time any gay person does anything they throw them a party on buzzfeed.
Exactly like the Puffington Host.
Its ironic you guys posted a shitty post about other shitty posts.
Godammit SFPL.
Doesn’t seem they’re the only one running out of ideas..
That banana one was pretty funny though.
Vintage Cats at Sea is a classic
America is imploding.
If you guys could make an ’18 Things You Can Eat Out of A Cone’ post, it would be much appreciated.
buzzfeed is gay