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Spooky szn goes hand in hand with power moves szn.
Tell trick or treaters your eyepatch isn’t part of a costume, it’s from an old bar fight.
Eat all the Reese’s before anyone gets there.
Double fist chili dogs.
Treat any trick or treaters over the age of 14 as hostiles and attack them with a water cannon.
Laminate and distribute copies of your “house chili recipe” that’s really just a Nigella Lawson chili recipe you printed off online.
“I didn’t know pirates wore cowboy boots?”
“I didn’t know Elastigirl asked so many fucking questions, Cheryl.”
Let everyone know that the Witch’s Brew was in fact made with an 18 year old single barrel whiskey.
Turn off Hocus Pocus in favor of a game between two 3-5 MAC teams.
Suggest the wife/gf dust off that little nurse costume later.
“See that scarecrow out front? Stuffed with 100% imported Chilean goat hair.”
Explain to people that you were originally going to be Tom Wamsgans from “Succession” but that would have been too hard of a flex for Halloween.
Pretend to murder your least favorite neighbor with an ax multiple times throughout the night.
When someone asks for you to put on a scary movie, put on the second half of “The Wolf of Wall Street.”
M-80s + some pumpkins. Strap in for a show.
“I don’t know who ate all the Reese’s.”
Put a bowl of black licorice out around 10 o’clock so your guests get a goddamn hint.
Put a sign out on your front lawn that may or may not insinuate that you have a mountain lion or some other North American big cat on your property once you run out of candy.
Retrieve your secret stash of Reese’s once your guests start to leave.
Pirate role play with the Mrs.
“We can clean this all up tomorrow.”
Put on a Michael Myers mask and pass out in your front yard. .
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-Hijack the music so every other song is The Monster Mash
Hell yes
Only take blurry pictures of couples costumes
A family friend of mine cleaned out the electrical vault on the sidewalk outside his house and installed a platform inside it for him to stand on. He dresses up and scares trick-or-treaters every year by revving a de-chained chainsaw and jumping out of the ground at little kids. I’d love to be there to see those kids shit their pants as a grown-ass man jumps out of the fucking sidewalk to ambush them.
22. Play 03′ Bonnie & Clyde
Its your party so the matchup between two 3-5 MAC teams trumps Hocus Pocus and smack you wife/gf’s ass as many times during the party
Weird flex, but ok
Never heard this before. How did you think of this.
“We can clean all of this up tomorrow” is a power move any day
Eating all the Reese’s is a savage move