Costco Is A Perfect Second Date Spot

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We have a saying in my family that the “happiest place on earth” isn’t Disneyland, but rather the wonderful wholesale store Costco. Who doesn’t enjoy that place? From the endless options of samples to the great prices on tires and gasoline, it’s nearly impossible not to smile just when thinking about it. It’s my favorite one-stop shop for anything and everything.

I was recently making my regular trip to Costco when I saw an adorable couple hanging out around the frozen foods section. They each had a soda from the food court and were just slowly strolling the aisles together enjoying one another’s company holding hands. Usually, I have a physical aversion to PDA but this time I actually thought they looked really sweet. That’s when it hit me: Costco is the perfect romantic spot for a date. But not just any date. A second date.

I was loading up on getting the Kirkland brand of hummus and was thinking… Damn. We put a LOT of energy into dating. If anything, a first date is bound to be emotionally taxing just because of all of the pressure it entails. And why? First dates are just a quick sneak peek at another human being. But the second date? That’s when you start to learn about shared interests, ideas, goals, and all other things that truly knits people together. After the first trial, if you really want to test your compatibility with someone: take them to Costco for date #2.

Hear me out. I know that the concept of a Costco date isn’t terribly original, but there’s a reason it’s actually a perfect spot for a second romantic encounter. Is a first date about compatibility? Not really. A first date usually revolves around gut instincts, physical attraction, and basic conversation just to test if you want to see that person again. But after those basics are covered, Costco will test a couple’s compatibility. After all, Costco is the perfect place to have a ton of conversation.

Now, once you get to Costco you need a game plan. You’ll immediately impress your date because of your membership. Who doesn’t love feeling like a VIP? Admit it, everyone feels like a badass flashing the card to gain access into the building. Now, once you’re inside the magic can start. Although it’s delicious, the Costco food court is for amateurs. Anyone can get a hot dog and soda combo for $1.50. If you want to impress your date, take a lovely stroll down all the aisles and indulge in all of the samples. A fancy cheese assortment? Check. Vitamix smoothie taste test? Check. Chocolate cake taste-test for dessert? Check. If you’re doing it right, Costco is basically a free tapas bar. If your date wants to do something more romantic afterward, you have a built-in option to eat churros or soft serve while taking a sweet walk together throughout the store. You might even get lucky and get to watch a romantic comedy playing in the electronics department.

There’s always the chance that a date can go badly or that someone will get stood up… I get it. But if that happens, you’ll already be in a great location. You can get your shopping completed, indulge in comfort food, get yourself a new sweater or maybe a giant stuffed bear… it’s all right there for you. And let’s not forget about the Costco liquor section. They’ve got everything from wine, whiskey, tequila, beer, and more in (you guessed it) MASSIVE quantities. Bad date? No problem! Costco will never let you down.

But if things go well? Just think about all of the fun anniversary trips you can have! Even on your second date, Costco even gives you a great look into the future of your potential relationship. See all those families enjoying quality time together shopping at Costco? Maybe that could be you in 15 years! Hell, if things are going really well, there’s even an assortment of fine jewelry and, dare I say, engagement rings right there for the choosing. Just saying.

As you can see, Costco is a great litmus test to see if there’s going to be longevity in your relationship. Costco isn’t just a superstore. Costco is a way of life and if those you love can’t get on board, you don’t need them or their negativity. .

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KatieCallaway

Katie is 27 and is from Nashville, TN but lives in Los Angeles, CA as an actress, comedian, writer, and marketing manager. Although some might disagree, she likely peaked when she had dinner with Randy Jackson and he called her “dude” a lot. You can see her active on the Twitterverse at @KECallaway or you can also follow her new Insta at @KatieCallaway even though she hates Instagram.

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