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This picture has no business representing the weekend ahead because that was a fun night and I have absolutely NOTHING on the books for this weekend. Nothing at all. Dave pitched me the idea of joining his fantasy football squad at the lake for the weekend but I don’t think I want to go that hard. Maybe catch me at Barton Springs at some point? I don’t even know.
I need more friends.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
Image via @dcheverere
Picking up dog from adoption agency later this afternoon.
Presumably drowning in poon by Saturday evening.
White trash bash themed housewarming with some good friends.
This is offensive to my white trash family in rural minnesota. I suggest you read a little bit of the history about the persecution of white trash peoples before attending such a party.
Wait….did you ride my bus in elementary school?
#triggered.
I hope you’ll be rocking your signature jorts
Leaving on Monday for my honeymoon so this weekend will be consumed by frantically packing and hoping we don’t forget anything important.
Congrats on the honeymoon sex
Going down to my roommate’s parents’ vineyard for a weekend of booze, guns and fireworks. Should be a good ole time despite possibly being the 11th or 13th wheel
Read this as “Going down on my roommate’s parents.” Best of luck being the 11th or 13th wheel
Red Tide is wreaking havoc on Florida’s Gulf coast. So I will be wheezing and coughing like an asthmatic child this weekend. Stay inland, my fellow Floridians.
Where I’m from we have a different meaning of red tide
That’s the best week of the month. You can pitch complete games and never worry about pregnancies.
ECTWD
It was reported just south of me. So I’ll be spending all weekend fishing while I still can. Pretty soon….everything will be dead.
Going to Outside Lands music festival in San Francisco. It’s a 3 day festival but I’ll probably just do today and half of tomorrow because I’m old and washed up. Pumped to see N.E.R.D. tonight though. Have a great weekend people.
Always take a lipper before you do a line. Festival survival rule #1
Have the Flannagans been scrapped? Been missing my Friday read.
Well since I’m only on day 5 of my 30-day ‘no consuming any fun food or substances’ diet, I’ll probably sit around watching preseason football, clean my house, get some exercise and a few good nights of sleep.
Got asked to go to brunch for a “surprise” celebration on Sunday. Confident I’m coming back a bridesmaid.
Friday night date night with the Mrs. Saturday we will be heading to my alma mater (I know, Will) for one of my college buddy’s wedding and going out after with the squad. Sunday we will be ordering in, watching Netflix, and logging less than 2,000 steps. Should be lit.