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What do I have to do in this town to get a mf frosé? I go to The Grove on three separate occasions to order one and each time: “Sorry, our machine is broken.” Three separate times! And in a span of about a month and a half. Then, I find out that the bar 150 yards from the cut is known for their frosé, even pimping them hard on their Instagram page. So I call the squad up and we go there for a few laughs and some fucking frosé.
But no.
I was so close. That chick was mean as hell, though. And now frosé season is basically over. Pumpkin spice and all that shit is here. Why is the universe not allowing me to enjoy this amazing beverage? I will find a frosé this weekend even if it kills me.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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The complete and utter lack of available frosé in Austin, TX is a concept totally created by CHINA in order to make Dorn’s weekend in fun “non-competitive”. The FAILED and dishonest trade deals of the past Obama and Bush administrations are crushing the American consumer’s dream of enjoying one of these delightful beverages on a hot summer day. END NOW!
I’m not convinced this isn’t actually the President. It’s spot on.
Have a good weekend, Mr. President
It’s my last weekend as a not married man. LETS. GET. FUCKING. WEIRD.
Steak dinner with the parents tonight. Always fun relaxing at their place after a few too many drinks and a massive steak.
Saturday I’m golfing (last time I can without being questioned) followed by honeymoon shopping.
Sunday I’m going to enjoy NFL RedZone and drink too many beers until I realize “oh shit I just ate an entire bag of mini Oreos”
God bless y’all, God bless Texas. Have a great weekend flowers.
Hesitated to finish reading your comment when you followed “LET’S. GET. FUCKING. WEIRD.” with “Steak dinner with the parents tonight”.
Don’t rush to judgement. You don’t know getting weird until you’re with a man that’s retired in his late 50s with nothing better to do but drink and golf. Dad’s are super cool, man.
Keep fighting the golf fight, my dude.
Give it some time. She’ll be begging to GTFO of the house in a few years. Or maybe I just annoy the shot out of my wife.
I’m declaring war against my liver
I’m getting hammered
Tonight, I’ll be getting some real tacos at this sweet Mexican joint and drinking vodka bubble waters. Tomorrow, gotta shoot some product photos for the app I’m helping build, then gonna chill until I figure out how to automate my entire life so I’m not needed absolutely anywhere except where I want to be. Sunday, I’m going to wear my hot sauce stained Sunday Scaries shirt and walk around drunk after I get brunch at the local convenience store next to my house and then weep because work is coming again
dope
Mexican food in Bos??? Share
El Centro in Brookline Village
Casa Verde in Jamaica Plain
Chilacates in Jamaica Plain
Seeing Muse tonight. It’ll be my 4th time seeing them and I couldn’t be any more excited.
Muse is so good live.
Lotta people on twitter have been clamoring to see a pic on instagram of Dorn posted up in the cut with the Homie and a frosé poolside.
I’m TRYING
Read this guy’s comment in Dillon’s podcast voice.
Heading to Cincinnati to escape the Juggalos taking over DC. I’ll be drinking lots of beer at Oktoberfest and scratching off another MLB park off my list. Great American Ball Park will be #13. Cheers everyone! Have a great and safe weekend!
Crossed Cincinnati off my MLB list earlier this year. Surprisingly turned out to be one of my favorites-have fun!
Been to 12 stadiums and counting. Cool to see that other people like traveling to other stadiums, too!
Doing some hiking and apple picking with the new lady friend, followed up with a home-cooked dinner and college football.
Unacceptable, you should’ve taken her out for not getting you that frosé.
*sent her to Belize