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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
Down the joe, make some mo, get the dough.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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It’s been a helluva week so far but the work ain’t done yet. Spent the first three days clearing Fort Stewart and at the 11th hour, I got my DD-214. For civilians, it means yesterday was my last real day in the Army. But the movers come today so I’m up already and packing my house. My coffee gets bourbon today
Congrats and thank you for your service, Frank
I resigned my office-job and now I am getting paid 90 dollar hourly. How? I work over internet! My old work was making me miserable, so I was forced to try something different, two years after…I can say my life is changed-completely for the better!
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Last day of job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, ALRIGHT!!….I’m probably just gonna go to work and try and shoot up some nitro brew in the handicapped stall using once of those needles out of the needle disposal thing we have in all of our bathrooms. It cool, I have health insurance from them. Also, why do we have those things in all of our bathrooms? It so boring there that it’s almost like they’re mocking us and enticing us to do heroin to increase turnover and pay the next guy or gal wayyyy less. Anyways, coffee is good and stuff and there’s only 2 more sleeps until the weekend
Up at 5am. Fuck cold brew. Protein shake is life. Pumped some iron. Heading into the office to DESTROY this day. I won’t leave until I’m satisfied my desk is cleared.
New neighbors decided Wednesday would be a good night to have a party. Should just be a day spent drinking coffee, switching between work and PGP tabs, and plotting a creative way to keep them awake one night next week. Suggestions are welcome. Have a blessed Thursday closers
The first thing you need to do is figure out which night they’re most vulnerable, i.e. which night they desire sleep the most. If they’re young professionals that’s going to be either Sunday or Monday, meaning you will have to sacrifice a Saturday night of fun to avoid a hangover yourself. Then I would come up with a creative way to incorporate crying baby noises, maybe also throw in a barking dog so they develop a Pavlovian response of barking dog = annoying crying infant. This way they stay awake all night and form a deed seeded hatred for both dogs and babies, thereby rendering them undatable to females far and wide. When they inevitably come over to ask about the noise / congratulate you on having a baby, pretend like you don’t know what they’re talking about, thus forcing them to question their own sanity.
You sick bastard. I like it.
Be sure to get started early on Sunday. If the neighbors wake up at 7:30 in the morning to the sound of a crying baby, their Scaries will be off the chart as they spend the next 14 hours hearing intermittent barks and wails, slowly realizing neither dogs nor babies understand a 24 hour clock or posses the ability to sleep through the night. If you happen to pass them by, mention the baby is colicky, meaning it wakes up crying because it’s hungry only to cry more after you feed it because now it’s awake and upset for no reason and that’s just what babies do sometimes, often for hours and hours on end.
Oh, and have a blessed day.
Rent a black box van and park it across the street in front of their house. Sit in the back of the van with some friends while wearing headsets and having laptops and monitors around you. Open the sliding van door periodically when they are in the vicinity and quickly shut it when you get their attention. Do this constantly until they start to freak out and then when you know you have them, have some friends dressed in black suits wearing ear pieces knock on their door and start asking them where they’ve been and what they’ve been doing since they were born and then have them chuckle insanely and say “we already know what you’ve been doing” and then have them casually walk away
Periodically play “Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums” throughout to really keep them off balance
Good Morning everyone! Only two more days left in the work week, we can do it. Tomorrow a few of the D.C. Folks are meeting up for HH and bar hoping. If you want to come meet up with us the plan is over on the Reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PostGradProblem/comments/6mmw7c/welcoming_brokerthancollege_to_dc_on_friday/?st=J52APMPV&sh=9097fcc4
SECOND DATE WITH A LADY TONIGHT!
LET’S GO!
If her name is Georgia or Savannah, tread lightly
4 HOURS LEFT ON 24 HOUR DUTY LIVING OFF COLD BREW AND PATRIOTISM
Keep laying down that hate and discontent, the dolphin community’s got your back if you ever hit the ocean blue
Leaving behind a potential clusterfuck at work (not my fault) to start my long weekend. Ready to head to the airport 1.5 hours earlier than I needed to be. Too excited.
Today, the bottom of my blender was a little bit loose.
This week has been the worst.