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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
No bullshit today. You know the deal. Get to it.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
Might fuck around and sip some Hennessy today
Fun Fact of the Day Cubicle Board:
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified Kosher.
Keep it up!
Fun fact: almost everything is bullshit
100% my mood today
I wish this wasn’t my mood sometimes
One of the better things about being in the Navy is that everything we do has a procedure. Maintenance, talking, shitting, pounding coffee, etc…. All you have to do is read the guidance on what needs to be accomplished when, and then follow the guidance on how to do it.
My wonderful boss has decided that the guidance dictating what we do isn’t enough. We are coming up with trackers on top of trackers, which essentially just entails me shitting out a poorly designed excel document so that I can know some dumb shit that’s already been told to me in the actual official guidance. No it’s not easier to read. No it’s not keeping all my eggs in one basket. It’s just….pure, unadulterated idiocy, all so he can brag that he “came up with a better process” when evaluations come out.
So today I’m gonna try to NOT drop kick him in the taint.
Your comment was too long so I just read the first and last sentences and my goodness what a change of pace
Getting last minute papers in before it seems like every judge in this city goes on a two week vacation. It’s going to be a long one, but a four day weekend is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Was considering emailing Dave to ask if there was anyway to change the “r” in my username to a “d” now that I graduated. Looks like I should have closed this deal earlier. Lesson learned.
Taking half a day to do a ride along with Houston Police Department. Just doing my part to clean up the streets. Have a blessed Wednesday y’all.
Preparing my bank account for the gun show this weekend. Gotta buy all the guns, ‘merica.
Have to protect your shopping cart of empty cans
A can collected is a nickel earned.
Name checks out
Co-worker is going to be out on Paternity leave for a month so I’m getting a crash course in his project (that’s a mess). Job security right?
Found out I can get some of my work published fairly easily, gonna see if any of the creative’s at work would consider doing this project with me so we can hold each other accountable for deadlines and shit.
My employer is making us work on July 3rd. Ain’t that some shit?
(Not taking it off due to vacation)
We are two days away from the official start of my promotion and a five day weekend. Everything is everything.