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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
I don’t even have to say shit.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
Guys, this is going to sound like the most pretentious/hipster thing I’ve ever said but yesterday I had the pleasure of having cold brew coffee that was brewed with maple tree water and it was the best god damn thing I’ve ever had. The coffee store at my work has stepped up to new levels, almost reaching Portlandia status. That coffee was so good that it made me want to quit my job, start a maple tree conglomerate/environmental terrorist group and invade Vermont and enslave the 7 people that live up there and have them brew this delicious coffee for the world. This is capitalism folks and if you can’t take the sticky sap, the get the fuck out of my maple forest….or some shit like that
Maple syrup is significantly more valuable than oil. I say go for it
My uncle draws sap from over 40,000 trees here in upstate New York. It’s one of the biggest/most efficient Maple operations in the area. The equipment is stupid expensive, and shit goes wrong all the time. He busts his ass every spring just to break even. It’s more of a tradition or a passion than anything. Or else I’d say we beat you to it.. Cause trust me, people have tried
Just ask his right hand man Pablo
That sounds fucking amazing
Might fuck around and hit Debbie from accounting with that YEET
This is my favorite comment this week.
You’ve been fucking around and hitting a lot of things this week
Might fuck around and keep this up
Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.
It’s called a venti because it’s twenty ounces, you dick.
Now that makes sense.
I was recently in Starbucks and noticed a Venti was 24 ounces!? Is this new? Now it REALLY doesn’t make sense.
Also, grande is large in Italian, so it’s really just 2 languages.
Anyone notice RealJesus hasn’t been on in awhile? I know he’s a teacher IRL and school’s out, but I get the feeling he’s teeing up for a “second coming.”
Gotta pretend to give a shit for 8 hours, then watch the Preds game tonight
Go Preds!
Didn’t make it out on the course yesterday so spirits are low this morning. Missing out on golf was enough for me to bring the old resume out of hiding and polish it off. Throwing out a few feeler emails this morning. Trying to find an employer who understands the importance of a work/golf lifestyle. Have a blessed Thursday everyone.
Going for a run then a policy meeting at 10, which will inevitably be derailed by watching Comey’s testimony. Then I’ve got some interview prep.
Going to be getting into Nashville tonight for some country music and Busch drinking through Sunday.
Apartment hunting for new job, catching the Avett Brothers tonight. It should be a solid show. Go dominate today, folks!
Leaving work early to expense a trip at the range.
it’s “training”.