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I don’t claim to be a Bachelor aficionado that my dear friend Crick Watson, MD, is, but I will say that after deserting the franchise for a while, I hopped back on the bandwagon during JoJo’s season and didn’t look back. Until that wagon crashed into the trainwreck that is this season’s obvious villain, Corinne.
Now, in case you missed it, Corinne runs a “multi-million dollar company” (that I’m pretty sure her daddy actually runs) and still lives at home with her parents and her nanny, who graduated from mashing Corinne’s peas to bringing her sliced cucumber while she sits on the balcony and “works.” We learned all this during last week’s premiere episode and it was enough to make most people point and laugh.
Then, during last night’s week two episode, Corinne stepped up her insanity just a little bit by taking off her top and getting Nick to “Janet Jackson” her boobs during a photo shoot, interrupting Nick not once, not twice, but three times when he was talking to other ladies, and basically going all out pyscho any second the attention was not solely on her. Now, you may want to attribute this craziness to the weird scenario that is “The Bachelor,” but it turns out Corinne has been crazy since way back in the day.
Barstool Sports did some investigating and uncovered Corinne’s yearbook photo, in which she quotes both Weezy and Paris Hilton:
Now, we could give the woman with “the platinum vajayjay” a rose for being willing to break with the tradition of quotes from people who have actually accomplished something, but then we’d have to take it away for misspelling “to” in a Paris Hilton quote. But I suppose it doesn’t matter if we give her roses…as long as Nick keeps doing it, we’ll keep having her around to up the crazy quotient. .
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Didn’t read this and don’t know which one she is in the thumbnail photo but would.
Blonde. Would both.
I know the saying is don’t stick your dick in crazy, but the crazy ones are always hot AF.
I was hoping for an actual story of something she did. Like maybe hitting another student that got called on in class, but that’s just me
Yea thought this was going to be a lot more drastic. Practically everyone puts dumb shit in their yearbook quote.
I shouldn’t be surprised that she has a typo in her yearbook quote.
What if it was misspelled originally and she just wanted it to be accurate? This is a Paris Hilton quote we’re talking about
Entirely possible.
Is it not possible for the yearbook staff to mess this up?
Hot enough that I wouldn’t even be that mad when she lit my stuff on fire and keyed my car after we broke up.
100% somebody that I would get with despite all my friends telling me not to