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There’s truly no worse day than January 1st. The holidays? They’re over. Work? It’s looming over your head. Things to look forward to? Few and far between, unless you count one long weekend in January and overspending on dinner in February for a made-up holiday. The post-holiday depression is a real thing, but luckily, Netflix has everything you need in order to get over it starting on January 1st.
The big hitters, for me at least, are Braveheart, Ocean’s 12, Caddyshack, Boogie Nights, the new Bill Burr stand-up special, and the most recent season of Always Sunny. Sure, you could probably watch all of those in one hungover version of your New Year’s Day, but that’s why the space the releases out.
Well, probably not. But anyway, here’s everything coming to Netflix in January of 2017.
Jan. 1
“Caddyshack” (1980)
“Braveheart” (1995)
“Boogie Nights” (1997)
“The Shining” (1980)
“V for Vendetta” (2005)
“Vanilla Sky” (2001)
“HALO Legend” (2010)
“Bee Movie” (2007)
“Hugo” (2011)
“Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” (2011)
“The Parent Trap” (1961)
“E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” (1982)
“Ocean’s Twelve” (2004)
“Superman Returns” (2006)
“Superman II” (1980)
“Superman III” (1983)
“Superman IV: The Quest for Peace” (1987)
“Superman: The Movie” (1978)
“Around the World in 80 Days” (2004)
“Collateral Damage” (2002)
“Dreamcatcher” (2002)
“El Dorado” (1967)
“License to Drive” (1988)
“Nancy Drew” (2007)
Jan. 3
“Degrassi: Next Class” (Season 3, Netflix original series)
“Jen Kirkman: Just Keep Livin’?”(Netflix original comedy special)
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” (Season 11, 2016)
Jan. 6
“One Day at a Time” (Season 1, Netflix original series)
“Tarzan and Jane” (Season 1, Netflix original series)
“Coin Heist” (Netflix original, 2017)
Jan. 7
“Alpha and Omega 7” (2016)
“Under the Shadow” (2016)
Jan. 9
“Best and Most Beautiful Things” (2016)
“Ratchet and Clank” (2016)
Jan. 10
“Jim Gaffigan: Cinco” (Netflix original comedy special)
“We’re Lalaloopsy” (Season 1, Netflix original kids series)
“As I Open My Eyes” (2015)
“Best Friends Whenever” (Season 2)
“Theo Who Lived” (2016)
Jan. 11
“Disney’s Alice Through the Looking Glass” (2016)
Jan. 13
“A Series of Unfortunate Events” (Season 1, Netflix original series)
“Clinical” (Netflix original film, 2017)
“It Follows” (2014)
“Aquarius” (2016)
Jan. 14
“Camp X-Ray” (2014)
“Cardboard Boxer” (2016)
Jan. 15
“A Beautiful Now” (2015)
“Hostage to the Devil” (2016)
“Pocoyo” (Seasons 1-2)
“Señora Acero” (Season 3)
“The Similars” (2015)
“Twisted Trunk, Big Fat BodyWartime Portraits” (Season 1)
Jan. 16
“Flash of Genius” (2008)
“Halloweed” (2016)
“The Rezort” (2015)
Jan. 17
“Neal Brennan: 3 Mics” (Netflix original comedy special)
“Fatima” (2015)
“Ixcanul” (2015)
“Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050” (2016)
Jan. 19
“Friday Night Tykes” (Season 3)
“Good Kids” (2016)
“Imprisoned” (2015, aka “Presos”)
Jan. 20
“Voltron: Legendary Defender” (Season 2, Netflix original series for kids)
“Take the 10” (Netflix original film, 2017)
“Frontier” (Season 1, Netflix original series)
“Papa” (2016)
Jan. 21
“Bates Motel” (Season 4, 2016)
Jan. 24
“Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy” (Netflix original comedy special)
“Gad Gone Wild” (Netflix original comedy special)
“Hieronymus Bosch: Touched by the Devil” (2015)
“Kill Command” (2016)
Jan. 27
“Home: Adventures with Tip & Oh” (Season 2, Netflix original series for kids)
“Kazoops!” (Season 2, Netflix original series for kids)
“IBoy” (Netflix original film, 2017)
Jan. 28
“Ripper Street” (Season 4, 2016)
Jan. 30
“Antibirth” (2016)
“Swing State” (2016)
Jan. 31
“Bill Burr Stand Up Special” (Netflix original comedy special)
“Sharknado: The 4th Awakens” (2016) .
[via Huffington Post]
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January-February is without a doubt the worst time of year. Christmas is over and now we’re left with cold and slushy roads, and fucking Valentines Day. Only until March with St. Patrick’s Day, March Madness, and Girl Scout Cookies does the year start to hit its stride.
Also fuck these Netflix selections.
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I have to wait until the end of January for a new Bill Burr special??
I don’t care what they bring on unless they’re keeping Saved By the Bell
We’re supposed to get through post holiday depression with the worst of the 3 Ocean’s movies? That’s cold Netflix.
Whatever AMC plays oceans 11 almost every fucking day in the summer and HBO has been doing the same with 13
100% have Netflix because I can’t afford the cable subscription. PGP.
They could’ve at least gave us Oceans 13. That was better than 12…
Looks like I’ll have Caddyshack, Braveheart, and Boogie Nights memorized just in time to show off for Valentine’s Day.
I could not be more excited about Caddyshack
Of course the Bill Burr special is last to come out.
Recently subscribed to HBO Now. One of the best decisions I’ve made. Netflix has some good shows that I want to continue to watch, but HBO is just killing it right now.