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Before we get to the real story here, which is this teen spending a lifetime of allowance money to look like one of the consensus best looking humans the world has ever seen, can we talk about his accent?
What in the wide world of sports is this thing? I’ve never heard anything like it. Literally not a single soul talks like this kid. No wonder he can’t fit in anywhere. I kid. That’s a sad story.
Anyway, this kid looks exactly like David Beckham.
If you squint, it’s literally the same guy. Put this kid on a soccer field and I’m passing him the rock.
Same jawline. Same eyes. Same scruff. Same hairline. Same cheek bones. Same lips. The whole nine. The only thing I’d suggest to this guy if he really wants to reach doppelgänger status, and this is just the perfectionist in me talking, is maybe go with a new hairstyle and hit the gym a little to tone up. Like twice a week, MAYBE. Light weight and high reps, just to keep the muscles guessing is all.
But, fuck, that’s it. Money well spent..
[h/t Barstool Sports]
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£20,000? What is that, like $10?
Post some fucking pictures and bring back Humpday Hookup Horror Stories, Dillon!!
It’s people like this that should really give my parents hope for my future.
I feed my dad these types of stories, sublimanaly making him proud of me.
He looks like a fatter Jack Black more than David Beckham.
But can we get a look at this guy please? All I see is a video of David Beckham
So close.
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Spending £20,000 to look like David Beckham and looking like Kim Jong Un. PGP.
Nigga looks like a pidgeotto
I don’t have a problem with this guy. There’s people like him everywhere. He’s a delusional weirdo. Who cares? But why the fuck is the media’s agenda here to shit all over him publicly? What’s the point?
I agree. That’s why I said nice things about him.
Dillon, how much did it cost you to look like a cigar store Indian?
A shit load of splinters and a head full of bad memories for Mrs. Dorn
Lmao, I don’t think I can comment anymore today.
Dillon is soooooo funny
You’re a terrible troll.