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Hazeltine appears to be lit. No clue who this guy is, but Twitter reports that he heckled Rory after missing a relatively simple putt. Per CBS’s Kyle Porter, Henrik Stenson pulled the dude from the crowd and offered him a cool hundo if he could sink it (UPDATE: It may have been Justin Rose who laid down that Benjamin). And the results may shock you…
BETTER THAN MOST.
This guy was just out there tossing zingers and he drained it with authority. And as Kyle Porter correctly points out, the #TourSauce was electric. This may be the only W we take against Rory over the next few days, so let’s cherish it. And also, this dude just peaked. Savor the moment..
Update: 8:34 p.m. CST
The USA’s new symbol of hope is David Johnson of Mayville, North Dakota according to the Grand Forks Herald. He’s the freakishly huge, clutch putting, jean and Sanuk wearing hero that we need right now.
Check this out if you missed Danny Willett’s brother bashing Team USA fans.
For more Ryder Cup content, check out Episode 39 of Touching Base with Callaway’s Social Media Manager, Chad Coleman (aka Hashtag Chad).
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This guy fucks
More evidence that Americans are just better than everyone else. What a power move by that guy.
Love the celebration out of this guy
America 1 Europe 0
That guy just laid every girl out there.
Can’t wait for the movie version.
USA! USA! USA!
Dudes balls have to be the size of cantaloupes. Good start for USA
God I hate my life