Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.
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Nice humble brag.
Congrats on the sex
Can’t date college girls after college. Tried it one time, dating her was worse than that one time I got a leech on my penis.
I’ve heard they’re called “wives.”
Yeah, I would probably leave that part out of my biography as well.
How can you even relate to them? They have zero concept of what the real world is like, still think their major was a good choice, and priorities are painting coolers and blacking out on a weeknight.
They’re hooking up, not getting married.