Went paintballing this weekend, no one in the office believes that the bruise on my neck isn’t a hickey. PGP.
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People thinking you’re getting some even when you’re not. PGPM
Being too scared to play it off as a hickey for fear of getting caught in a lie.
I have a birthmark on my neck that resembles a hickey. I feel for you.