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Gifts in relationships can be difficult. They have to be sentimental, expensive, thoughtful, “meaningful,” etc. The process of picking them out and then going to buy them usually becomes more of a burden than I’d like to deal with.
I’d usually trash on the “homemade coupon book” gift, but this one has just the right amount of sexually explicit coupons to get my stamp of approval. Not much backstory here, just 21 coupons from a girl to her boyfriend on his birthday. The final result, in color coordination (not really), is below:
I think we have the early clubhouse leader for 2015’s Girlfriend Of The Year.
Ladies at home, time to step up your game..
[via The Chive]
I sent this to my girlfriend. She said “Haha no.” PGP.
The “Fill in Coupon” didn’t have any terms and conditions like the “Naughty Free Wish”. He should request a threesome and lawyer up.
21 “free head” coupons would be better.
I think you can manipulate a lot of these to mean free head.
Used to get these in a simpler time, college.
Nostalgic and Homeless
If you have to have a coupon to get “free head” something is wrong.
The fact that she says “free” head says a lot about her. It’s not a bargaining thing. Or atleast it shouldn’t be…
I like where your heads at.
No ButtStuff?
(Re: “Fill in Coupon”) – problem solved.
No threesomes = Dumped
Do none of you reddit?