31 Thoughts Before You Leave For A Vegas Bachelor Party

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1. What time does my flight even leave?

2. Why would I book it that early?

3. Monday is going to be hell.

4. I have enough days to just take Monday off.

5. I kinda feel guilty for taking off Friday. Fuck it, I earned it.

6. Maybe this time I won’t be blackout while I’m trying to learn craps.

7. Hope there’s some high rollers with us to pick up a few tabs.

8. Is Jersey Boys still playing? I wouldn’t mind checking that out.

9. I might get my ass kicked if I bring up the Jersey Boys thing.

10. I’m just gonna play some blackjack and drink free booze all day.

11. My sinuses will definitely flare up from all the casino smoke.

12. Hope James brings his Adderall.

13. Actually, no I don’t.

14. I should really get some work done so I’m not swamped on Monday morning.

15. Can’t wait to irrationally bet on sports.

16. If I just stick to the script, I can definitely win some extra cash playing blackjack.

17. I’m gonna hammer bloody marys on that plane ride.

18. Maybe I should take it easy on the plane and get some work done.

19. I should let everyone know I’m going to be out of pocket for a few days.

20. Wish I could just make my out of office reply “DON’T CARE.”

21. I’m sure someone will find a way to burden me with a work emergency.

22. Wonder if we’ll go to another douchey club?

23. My girlfriend has a strict no strip club rule.

24. That’s fine. I don’t wanna get covered in glitter anyway.

25. Whatever we do, I’m sure Todd will tell his wife all about it.

26. I definitely need to take it easy on Saturday night.

27. Can’t be having another panic attack in the airport.

28. I’m not paying for bottle service.

29. If someone else wants to pay for bottle service, I’m fine with that.

30. Am I the random high school friend that just got the sympathy invite?

31. Shit. I’m flying Spirit..

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