25 Phrases That You Can No Longer Say Since Getting A Job

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Some phrases that were commonplace on campus, in dorms, dining halls and fraternity houses are no longer socially or societally acceptable now that you’ve entered your post-grad life. This holds the most truth in your place of business, where professionalism can never take a day off.

Here are some phrases you need to leave in college:

1. “You end up plowing that chick I saw you talking to yesterday?”
2. “This is the absolute worst fucking class of interns of all time.”
3. “Your girlfriend is pregnant? Y’all keeping it?”
4. “You see the tits on that?”
5. “Margs for lunch?”
6. “You wrapped your shit up, right?”
7. “My dad will take care of it.”
8. “Rub some dirt on it, pussy.”
9. “Do they take attendance here?”
10. “Fuck it. The pledges will clean it up.”
11. “I bet you won’t break that.”
12. “Who let her out of the kitchen?”
13. “Can I get a meal swipe?”
14. “Nah, I didn’t take notes in the meeting. I’ll just use the test bank if need be.”
15. “I pissed the bed again last night.”
16. “You can retake a mandatory sales conference, but you can’t relive a party.”
17. “Chug this, pussy.”
18. “Wanna come see the fish tank in my office?”
19. “I’m about to grind on this secretary.”
20. “Engaged? HAHAHAHA, what an idiot.”
21. “I’m getting a pledge to sit in the meeting for me today.”
22. “Which one of you assholes clogged the toilet?”
23. “Chug bleach, fuckface.”
24. “I’m skipping work tomorrow. The weather’s supposed to be legit.”
25. “I can’t wait to haze the new interns.”

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Dillon Cheverere is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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