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30 Disgusting Buttholes That Will Make You Want To Kill Yourself
These buttholes are completely destroyed.
Why Your Parents Probably Aren’t Returning Your Calls
Because an evil clown killed them. Check it out!
What’s That Smell?
The answers are shocking. You might want to start looking for a new place to live.
26 Greatest Shits Taylor Swift Ever Grunted Out
T-Sweezy’s amazing doodoo pics will inspire you.
The 7 Greatest Matchbox 20 Songs To Masturbate Your Penis To
Like tuggin’ one down to the smooth sounds of Rob Thomas & the gang? You’re not alone.
12 Life Hacks For Your Used Toilet Paper
These 12 household uses for your soiled shit tickets will save you time and a costly water bill from unnecessary flushing.
The Top 5 Ways Your Mom Likes It
When I’m laying the pipe to your mom, she’s freakier than you ever could’ve imagined. And she likes to get nasty. All. Night. Long.
The 10 Sexiest Homeless Guys In Flint, MI
Ladies, you’ll be diggin’ for spare change in your purse. Maybe even give up a paper single when you see these hobo panty droppers.
Are You Channing Tatum’s Scrotum?
Answer the quiz below to find out!
I’m Outside Your Bedroom Window Right Now
You’ll never guess what I’m about to do to you in your sleep.
Pizza or Beer or Pussy
You’re on a desert island and you can only have one for the rest of your life. Actually, who cares. What a stupid idea. Change of plans. Here’s some pictures of Bradley Cooper shirtless instead.
Cat Wipes A Booger On Martin Lawrence
Feeling suicidal? Don’t off yourself until you check out this video. Must see.
19 Guys Who Accidentally Cut Off Their Penis
Most say they’ve never felt more free.
The Top 5 Racist Sandwiches In America
They might taste good, but these sandwiches are just plain ignorant.
What Your Dad Has To Say About Me Bonin’ Your Mom
He’s not even pissed. Gave me a call to thank me for a job well done. Said I saved their marriage and we should have a beer sometime. That’s how sweet my stroke is..
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Mike Burns
Mike Burns is a comedian, author, and writer of television. He was born in Saginaw, MI and lives in Los Angeles, via Chicago via New York. Mike graduated from Michigan State University with a degree in Advertising that he threw in the trash. He's also the creator of @DadBoner and the author of "Power Moves: Livin’ The American Dream, USA Style by Karl Welzein."
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So you were on pornhub today?
I don’t know why this was so funny. It’s so stupid, but I laughed.