Groupon never disappoints, especially around Christmas time when people are foaming at the mouth for deals on ludicrous products that no one knew they wanted until advertisers decided to shove them down our throats.
Presenting: The Clip-On Man Bun. This isn’t the first time a clip-on man bun has surfaced. But, it turned out that the last clip-on man bun from online fashion retailer ASOS was a joke.
Scarily, this appears to be real. Granted, Groupon is being somewhat self-aware when it comes to the product itself.
This attachable—and, equally important, detachable—man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro.
They go on to stoke the fire a bit more with it’s intended use, which is full of low-hanging fruit hipster jokes.
How To Wear It
Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
This whole thing is downright creepy, from the blonde clip-on…
…to the Photoshopped dark man bun.
All I want for Christmas is a new set of irons and a pair of Yeezy Boost 350s in the moon rock color, so if anyone buys this for me, it’ll end up in the fire. .
[h/t Four Pins]
Image via Groupon